CRISIS PLAYBOOK · NO UNIVERSAL SAFE HAVEN

Five Crisis Assets—Each Solves a Different Problem

● Editorial scenario scores—neither a backtest nor an allocation recommendation. Select a scenario to see why.

Asset / Proxy
Squeeze / Deflation
Inflation
U.S. Credibility
Long USDUUP / BBDXT · Funding
●●● Strong
Global rush for dollar funding
●●○ Solid
Works if the Fed is relatively more hawkish
○○○ Weak
Fails if dollar credibility breaks
Managed FuturesDBMF · Trend
●●○ Solid
Can short stocks and own bonds
●●● Strong
Can ride rates and commodities
●●○ Solid
Needs persistent trends
GoldGLD / IAU · Credit
●●○ Solid
Benefits after policy easing starts
●●○ Conditional
Higher real yields are a headwind
●●● Strong
No single-issuer credit risk
Consumer StaplesXLP · Demand Defense
●●○ Defensive
Demand falls less than income
●●○ Defensive
Pricing power matters most
●○○ Limited
Still equities; multiples can fall
Long TreasuriesTLT · Duration
●●● Strong
Falling yields reward duration
○○○ Weak
Rate hikes magnify losses
●○○ Limited
U.S. sovereign stress hurts
Dollar squeeze to deflation: cash wins first; duration can win next The dollar often wins the initial scramble for cash. If collapsing growth then forces rate cuts, Treasury duration takes over. Managed futures may capture both trends.
Scenario fit●●● Strong●●○ Solid / Conditional●○○ Limited○○○ Weak
Framework: World Gold Council, Man Group / SG Trend, S&P Dow Jones Indices, and the New York Fed. Editorial scores compare mechanisms only; historical relationships do not guarantee future performance.